All about cows...

>TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You sell one and buy a bull.
> >>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> >>You sell them and retire on the income.
> >>
> >>
> >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
> >>You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
> >>
> >>
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> >>A FRENCH CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You go on strike because you want three cows.
> >>
> >>
> >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
> >>and produce twenty times the milk.
> >>You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and
> >>market them World-Wide.
> >>
> >>
> >>A GERMAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
> >>and milk themselves.
> >>
> >>
> >>A BRITISH CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>Both are mad.
> >>
> >>
> >>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows, but you don't know where they
>are.
> >>You break for lunch.
> >>
> >>A SWISS CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
> >>You charge others for storing them.
> >>
> >>
> >>A CHINESE CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You have 300 people milking them.
> >>You claim full employment and high bovine
>productivity.
> >>You have the newsman who reported on the numbers
>arrested.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>AN INDIAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You worship them.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at
>RM0.06 per litre.
>Then
> >>midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the
> >>supply. When the buyer agrees to the
>new
> >>price, you change your mind again and now want
>RM1.20.
> >>
> >>The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk
> >>that comes from recycled cows or the
>cow
> >>urine instead.
> >>
> >>Your two cows retire together with the Prime
>Minister.
> >>
> >>
> >>A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
> >>You have two cows.
> >>One cow-peh and one cow-bu.