Office Song

Sun Rise and Sun Set in Hong Kong

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Move the mouse up = Sun rise.
Move the mouse down= Sun set.

Sun Rise and Sun Set in Hong Kong

Move the mouse up = Sun rise.
Move the mouse down= Sun set.

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Marriage Life Before and After

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.

Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage.

Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.

I die for you. . .

After marriage.

"You die, up to you. "

Lagi lama married.

You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage.

You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. ..

You go anywhere. . up to you ..

Lagi lama married.

I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding

"you are my heart, you are my love"

After wedding

"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding

"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

After wedding

"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding

Roses are dead, I am blue.

You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding

Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding

You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding

She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding

Don't know whether katak or biawak

All about cows...

>TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You sell one and buy a bull.
> >>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> >>You sell them and retire on the income.
> >>
> >>
> >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
> >>You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>A FRENCH CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You go on strike because you want three cows.
> >>
> >>
> >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
> >>and produce twenty times the milk.
> >>You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and
> >>market them World-Wide.
> >>
> >>
> >>A GERMAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
> >>and milk themselves.
> >>
> >>
> >>A BRITISH CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>Both are mad.
> >>
> >>
> >>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows, but you don't know where they
>are.
> >>You break for lunch.
> >>
> >>A SWISS CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
> >>You charge others for storing them.
> >>
> >>
> >>A CHINESE CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You have 300 people milking them.
> >>You claim full employment and high bovine
>productivity.
> >>You have the newsman who reported on the numbers
>arrested.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>AN INDIAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You worship them.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
> >>
> >>You have two cows.
> >>You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at
>RM0.06 per litre.
>Then
> >>midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the
> >>supply. When the buyer agrees to the
>new
> >>price, you change your mind again and now want
>RM1.20.
> >>
> >>The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk
> >>that comes from recycled cows or the
>cow
> >>urine instead.
> >>
> >>Your two cows retire together with the Prime
>Minister.
> >>
> >>
> >>A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
> >>You have two cows.
> >>One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

Facts about Men and Women

Söooo true....

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.


Wisdom:
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND.'


NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'


MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!

I have decided to leave in this blog beautiful pictures or postings and jokes I have received from friends. Hope that this can help in keeping more people happy when they see my blogs. ^_^

The 1st 1 will be a clip art. Creative and beautiful. Hope you can enjoy it.

Cheers